![]() ![]() The new Premier League season is set to kick-off on September 12 – although no fixtures have been released just yet. When does fantasy football start for the new season? Now, let's get you a "W" before the season even starts.11 Game of Throw-Ins Puncheon in the Face Dirty Sanchez Bony & Clyne Chamakh My Pitch Up Moves like Agger Whats Love Gotze do? 2 Goals 1 Cup Crystal Phallus Ayew Ready For This? Neville Wears Prada The Men Who Stare at Gotze For Fuchs Ake Mertesacker Emptiness If you don't understand any of the references below, either ignore them or go to your local library and look them up. Quarterback | Running back | Wide receiver | Tight end | D/ST | Kicker | Overall (Who knew Van Jefferson would have so much value this year?) 2021 FANTASY AUCTION VALUES (Standard & PPR): "Vancel Culture" is a real thing in 2021, after all. "Master Bateman" is obviously fine, but tread carefully going beyond that. We trust you can come up with those yourself. We all know the best team names are usually inside jokes and/or too offensive to print here. Look, they're not all winners, just like the the majority of fantasy football owners. Quarterback | Running back | Wide receiver | Tight end | D/ST ![]() We also have some classics, such as "Cobra Kyler," "Fresh Prince of Helaire," "Chark Week," "Hurts So Good," "Every Day I'm Gustlin'," and "Call Of Jeudy." You can always go COVID-related with "Dakcine Mandate," "Robust Vantibodies," and "Odellta Variant," and if you really want to take it to the next level in a two-QB or superflex league, pay homage to former Mizzou greats with "Get The Jabbert" and "Drew Lockdown." If that's too much of a bummer, try something cheerier, like "Gaskin Robbins." (I don't care what anyone says, ice cream is better than the coronavirus - and you can quote me on that!) Quarterback | Running back | Wide receiver | Tight end | D/ST | Each team Quarterback | Running back | Wide receiver | Tight end | D/ST | Kicker | Top 200įortunately, some of this year's top rookies have stepped in to immediately fill the void, inspiring gems like "Pitts And Giggles," "Blow Your Waddle," "Lance Lance Revolution," "No Pain, No Gainwell," "Return Of The Mac," "Sermon On The Mount," and, of course, " Jabba The Hut.Pizza The Hut.Fat Guys Like Pizza.Pepperoni Pizza.Pepperoni Toney." (That one is a maybe a touch too long, but it's perfect for the one person who's a big fan of "The Office" and also happens to draft Kadarius Toney in their fantasy football league.) Make sure to thank them for their service. ![]() "Pimpin' Ain't Breesy," "99 Problems But A Fitz Ain't One," "2 Gurleys, 1 Kupp," "Le'Veon A Prayer," "Turn Down For Watson," "Stop The Spredelman," "All You Can Ito," and "Get Mitch Or Die Tryin'" will all be sorely missed. Quarterback | Running back | Wide receiver | Tight end | D/ST | Kicker | Top 200īefore we get into this year's list, let's take a moment to remember some of our past favorites that are no longer of use. But, again, all it takes is one good one to win over the rest of your league, so be on the lookout for that rose growing from the concrete. We have no shame, which is why you'll see references so old even we don't remember the source material anymore. (Told you we were serious journalists.) There's bound to be one on the list below that either fits your team or inspires you to come up with something much better. Don't worry - we're really bad, too, and we've still powered through to come up with hundreds of options over the years. Well, that's not totally true - you might be really bad at coming up with puns based on players' names. Most of the things that derail a fantasy season, like Saquon Barkley's health, Mike Evans' targets, or Deshaun Watson's (allegedly) criminal behavior, are out of our hands, but you can control whether you have a funny or creative team name.ĭOMINATE YOUR DRAFT: Ultimate 2021 Cheat Sheet But just because your team is destined to fail doesn't mean you can't be a winner at something far more important. Let's face it - you're probably not going to win your league. It's in that spirit that we present our contenders for the best fantasy football team names of 2021. If you don't humiliate everyone else in your league - old college friends, idiot brother-in-law, elderly grandmother - we feel bad for about 15 seconds before forgetting about it forever and maybe going to Arby's or something. We take great care in our preseason rankings, sleeper lists, strategies, and everything else that makes our cheat sheet a one-stop shop for all your drafting needs. We're very serious journalists here at SN Fantasy. ![]()
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